In his sophomore year, Stiles gets dragged to lacrosse try outs by Scott and ends up practising alongside the senior captain, Derek Hale. Stiles just wants to live long enough to become a junior.
Stiles and Derek have been close friends since the Hale siblings moved in next door after their parents’ death. But Derek’s in the popular group, he’s a star baseball player, and he dates popular Pep Squad captain Jennifer Blake. Stiles doesn’t have any of that, just his skateboard and a hopeless crush on Derek (oh yeah, and his Vote Lydia Martin Prom Queen button). As prom and the baseball state championship grow closer, Stiles and Derek start rekindling their friendship.
Awkward Nerd Derek has been crushing on Handsome Jock Stiles since forever—so getting paired with him on a Chemistry project is definitely the best/worst thing that’s ever happened to him.
Option A : violently tell Derek that they are under no circumstances ever to hook up again because it was stupid and dumb.
Option B : tell Scott the truth, stand back and watch as Scott kills Derek with his bare hands so Stiles doesn’t even have to face the music. Not an option at all, actually. Expunge this from the record.
The real Option B : calmly explain to Derek that the situation is too fucked up and hey, maybe if Derek and Scott ever shake hands and make up, he and Stiles can hook up again because, man…it was great.
Option C : forget everything, charge headfirst into danger like fuckin’ Braveheart and have sex with Derek all over again.
Option D : bury himself alive and wait for the worms to eat him.
Sterek AU: Sheriff Stilinski comes home to find a strange boy in his living room, apparently waiting to take his son on a date. On the one hand, he’s just glad to know that Stiles has friends who aren’t Scott. On the other hand, THERE IS A STRANGE BOY WAITING TO TAKE HIS SON ON A DATE.
After meeting randomly in an airport and sharing mutual attraction, Stiles and Derek have the intention of staying in contact. Neither of them expect to meet again a few hours later at forty thousand feet.
Teen Wolf AU: based on the tags in this post: #this looks like its from a fic where they get high together #and then they list out all the people they know that they would sleep with
Alexa: Baby don’t hurt me, don’t hurt me, no more…
Stiles, pillow over head groaning: Ugh, smartass. Alexa, what is the definition of love?
Alexa: According to my sources, Love is defined as-
Derek: Your boyfriend bringing your drunk ass tacos at 2am and making sure he’s hydrated before he passes out on the bathroom floor while hugging the toilet.
Stiles, flipping onto his back with grabby hands: Best answer, you win all the prizes! Alexa, you’re fired.
Alexa: Alright, setting 10 alarms between 5am and 6am.
Stiles, sitting up quickly: Alexa, no!
Alexa: Mieczysław, yes!
Derek, chuckling: That’s what you get for trying to reprogram her using youtube tutorials.
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