“Isn’t chocolate bad for canines?” Stiles asked, his elbows on the table, chin in his hands.
Across from him, Derek looked up from his book, spoon full of fancy dark chocolate ice cream halfway to his face. “What?”
“Chocolate,” Stiles repeated, motioning with a flick of his eyes to Derek’s pint. “You’re a werewolf. Shouldn’t you be, like, allergic? Or something.”
Derek gave him a look that very clearly said he was having an internal struggle about whether or not the ridiculous words coming out of Stiles’ mouth merited a coherent response. “I’m not… you know I’m not an actual dog, right?” he said after a few moments. “I’m- I’m a supernatural being.”
Stiles considered this for a moment, before digging his spoon into the melting goop his own ice cream was becoming in the swelter of summer heat that had prompted them to break out the ice cream in the first place. Maybe he would bring up air conditioning again. “But you turn into a whole actual wolf.”
“I- … but that’s not… the same thing,” Derek said slowly. “I’m not becoming a wolf, I’m still just a werewolf, in a wolf… shape.”
Stiles sighed. “I get why Scott isn’t allergic to chocolate,” he explained. “But you were born a werewolf, not a human. So like, aren’t you part wolf?”
“No,” Derek said, and Stiles could hear his patience running thin but this had been bothering him for a while. “I’m not part human, part wolf. I’m entirely werewolf.”
“And werewolves are not canines, despite that they turn into actual wolves,” Stiles said. “Sorry, wolf shapes.” He knew how petty that last word sounded but he didn’t take it back.
“Yes,” Derek agreed. “We are a completely different species.”
Stiles sighed, and looked back down to the book he had selected, one of many from the pile they were supposed to be going through. He could feel Derek watching him, but he ignored it, rattling one foot around as his eyes skimmed words his brain didn’t read, until another thought occurred to him.
“What kind of lizard do you think a kanima is?”
The sound of Derek’s head hitting the table was highly satisfying.
How many World’s Best Dad mugs do you think Sheriff Stilinski has?
slowlybeautifulprincess: At least 2 for each year of Stile’s life, the first one was when Claudia bought the mug to tell him that she was pregnant then she continued to buy a mug for him that Stiles picked out and after she died and shit was going south then Stiles bought him a mug to say thank you for everything. After that it became a tradition to give him one each year around the anniversary of Claudia’s death and one for every time Stiles and him got into a huge fight.
After the pack got more settled, they bought him some of those mugs as a joke.
Oh my gosh, that’d be hilarious!
Every Father’s Day he gets 6 mugs: one each from Stiles, Scott, Derek, Isaac, Erica and Boyd (Allison would contribute, but she has her dad).
It’s gotten to the point where he keeps them all in a box in the garage and a few in his desk draw at the sheriff’s station and when he accidentally drops one or loses it at work, he just retrieves another. It makes Parrish question how he breaks them so often but always seems to have another and the Sheriff just, straight-faced, replies, “It’s becasue I’m always the best dad.”
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All That and a Bag of Chips (6178 words) by tabbytabbytabby Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Teen Wolf (TV) Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Derek Hale/Stiles Stilinski, Scott McCall/Kira Yukimura Characters: Derek Hale, Stiles Stilinski, Kira Yukimura, Scott McCall (Teen Wolf) Additional Tags: Getting Together, Getting to Know Each Other, Alternate Universe – Neighbors, Alternate Universe – Human, Derek Hale & Kira Yukimura Friendship, First Kiss, Writer Derek, Teacher Kira Yukimura, Cuddling & Snuggling, Kira is the best Summary:
Derek is content with his life. He lives with his best friend Kira and gets to do something he loves for a living. Something that conveniently keeps him in the apartment and away from people most days. Then he runs out of his favorite writing chips. His trip to the store leads him to an encounter or two that are going to wind up changing his life, whether he knows it then or not.
Jane was seething. She wasn’t even being subtle about it either, she could see other cafe patrons glancing over as they passed her table, but she was too angry to care. All of her focus, concentration, awareness, rage was locked dead on the back of that stupid, scummy, oblivious head that didn’t even have the decency to be aware of her glare.
Of all people, of all the people in her life, she never expected this from Stiles.
Stiles, who once said he valued loyalty above all.
Stiles, who remotely bricked Alicia’s ex-boyfriend’s phone when she caught him cheating.
Stiles, who gleefully changed the locks on Ramona’s apartment when she casually revealed she was dating two guys who didn’t agree to that arrangement.
Stiles, who had the sweetest and most dedicated boyfriend who drove to see him every few weeks.
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