this is how people 5’4" and under unload the washer
Tag HEY NOW
fewer bisexuals who are suave and seductive
more bisexuals who are incredibly awkward around their same-sex crushes b/c they were never taught how to flirt in gay
every bisexual who reblogged this feels specifically individually targeted by this post
a small roast for each sign
aries: calm down dude, you need less energy
taurus: quit always being so calm dude, you need more energy
gemini: there’s a fine line between cocky and confident
cancer: it’s not that deep
leo: we’re not all interested in watching you to see what you do next
virgo: why are y’all so critical of other people
libra: drama doesn’t “follow you”, you start it
scorpio: you’re not always right about people you haven’t even spoken to
sagittarius: why don’t you think things through
capricorn: y’all act like robots but we all know the feelings are in there somewhere
aquarius: you guys are rude without even realizing it cause you’re so oblivious to the feelings of others
pisces: you keep overlooking the real world because you’re afraid to face it
The Kansas City Gazette, Kansas, September 12, 1907
This newspaper headline has traveled 110 years into the future just to call us all out for having this many open AO3 tabs.
YOU DON’T KNOW MY LIFE!
bisexual privilege is having impeccable taste but ultimately sabotaged by having little to no brains
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The AO3 Tag of the Day is: For those who can’t handle 200,000 words of build-up
I feel so fucking attacked rn
bones refuses to use autocorrect because it fucks with his shitposting
theproblemwithstardust 