aries: calm down dude, you need less energy
taurus: quit always being so calm dude, you need more energy
gemini: there’s a fine line between cocky and confident
cancer: it’s not that deep
leo: we’re not all interested in watching you to see what you do next
virgo: why are y’all so critical of other people
libra: drama doesn’t “follow you”, you start it
scorpio: you’re not always right about people you haven’t even spoken to
sagittarius: why don’t you think things through
capricorn: y’all act like robots but we all know the feelings are in there somewhere
aquarius: you guys are rude without even realizing it cause you’re so oblivious to the feelings of others
pisces: you keep overlooking the real world because you’re afraid to face it