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types of people – science
chemistry – tea drinker, colorful socks, crafty, small smiles, long eyelashes, messy, diverse music taste
physics – lack of sleep, lip biting, untied shoelaces, sci-fi movies, b&w, electric cars, skinny jeans
biology – home filled with plants, activism, loves cooking, hard worker, plays the guitar, social
astronomy – wide eyes, vintage clothes, old records, introverted, night owl, biting your nails, child at heart
mathematics – minimalism, bullet journaling, cinnamon buns, cacti on the windowsill, nerdy
oceanography – oversized clothes, doodling in sketchbooks, a bit detached, fall person, swimmer
Posting a chapter of a story you haven’t updated in ages
Ever really want a gf but you cant decide if you want to be a foot shorter than her and steal all her sweaters and feel tiny with her or if you want to be the big one and see your tiny gf in your oversized sweaters? Yeah that’s been my crisis lately
When the Zodiac Signs are mad at you…
ARIES: They talk about you behind your back to all of your friends
TAURUS: They fill with rage and destroy/defile one of your personal items
GEMINI: They’ll be passive aggressive with eye rolls until you ask them what’s up… then they tell you off
CANCER: They will get revenge but you wont know it was them.
LEO: They sleep with your family, ex or friends and not tell you.
VIRGO: They ignore you completely.
LIBRA: They don’t tell you they’re mad until after they’re over it and they’ll apologize for the misunderstanding
SCORPIO: They’ll make long term plans for your demise while you just think they’re just ignoring you.
SAGITTARIUS: They’ll ask you why you did what you did and then you’ll go for beer
CAPRICORN: They’ll start agreeing with you cuz they don’t even care anymore
AQUARIUS: They’ll turn into the Tazmanian devil and destroy everything in their path
PISCES: They’ll berate you with the word, “WHY?” and probably cry during
a small roast for each sign
aries: calm down dude, you need less energy
taurus: quit always being so calm dude, you need more energy
gemini: there’s a fine line between cocky and confident
cancer: it’s not that deep
leo: we’re not all interested in watching you to see what you do next
virgo: why are y’all so critical of other people
libra: drama doesn’t “follow you”, you start it
scorpio: you’re not always right about people you haven’t even spoken to
sagittarius: why don’t you think things through
capricorn: y’all act like robots but we all know the feelings are in there somewhere
aquarius: you guys are rude without even realizing it cause you’re so oblivious to the feelings of others
pisces: you keep overlooking the real world because you’re afraid to face it
me: yeah i’m cool with people knowing about my sexuality, if they ask i’ll tell them
me when faced with an actual situation where i could out myself: fuck fuck fuck fuCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
me in situations where my sexuality is irrelevant: I just want y’all to know that i am gay
Beauty lives in your..
Eyes: Aries, Cancer, Scorpio, Pisces
Smile: Taurus, Gemini, Leo, Capricorn, Aquarius
Movement: Aries, Leo, Libra, Sagittarius, Aquarius
Mind: Gemini, Virgo, Sagittarius, Capricorn
Heart: Cancer, Virgo, Pisces
Soul: Taurus, Libra, Scorpio
Your beauty,
Your beauty flows like a trees roots: Cancer, Scorpio, Pisces
Your beauty glows like a street: Taurus, Libra, Aquarius
Your beauty radiates like a diamond: Gemini, Leo, Capricorn
Your beauty intoxicates like alcohol: Aries, Virgo, Sagittarius
Your beauty is made of,
Pastels: Gemini, Cancer, Libra, Pisces
Neons: Aries, Leo, Sagittarius, Aquarius
Neutrals: Taurus, Capricorn
Darks: Virgo, Scorpio
All in all,
Aries: is an electrifying attraction
Taurus: is a gentle blushing beauty
Gemini: is a sparkle in the moonlight
Cancer: is a princess story come true
Leo: is a sunshine beam striking straight to the heart
Virgo: is a mysterious beauty unlike anye
Libra: is a graceful swan
Scorpio: is the deep dark ocean of intense beauty
Sagittarius: is a wild dream come true
Capricorn: is as beautiful as a tigers eye
Aquarius: is a beauty full of color
Pisces: if an unreal dream
Check Venus, rising and moon!
“you all are great people, and what you’re doing is art, but it’s also a crime punishable by 28 days in prison” is a real sentence that got said to me tonight by a security officer i think i’m living my best life
this is what was happening if anyone was wondering
That doesn’t answer l ite ra lly any of my questions
The Kansas City Gazette, Kansas, September 12, 1907
This newspaper headline has traveled 110 years into the future just to call us all out for having this many open AO3 tabs.
YOU DON’T KNOW MY LIFE!
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