Winter/Holiday prompts

theo-stilinski:

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It’s that time of year so send me your winter/holiday requests 🙂

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  1. “It’s almost midnight!”
  2. “Yeah, uh, alcohol doesn’t go in hot chocolate.”
  3. “FINE. You can put the topper on the tree.”
  4. “It’s snowing!”
  5. “That’s not how Santa Claus works…”
  6. “Christmas doesn’t have to be about family, ya know?”
  7. “Awwww look at my little elf.”
  8. “You can be Santa’s helper.”
  9. “How did you manage to the burn the cookies?”
  10. “Why does the house smell like a cinnamon roll threw up?”
  11. “Okay, but hear me out, these ornaments are way better.” -“They don’t even match.”
  12. “You’re covered in flour.”
  13. “Ho ho ho, bitch.”
  14. “My gingerbread house is prettier than yours.”
  15. “If you throw a snowball at my face so help me.”
  16. “Christmas is lame.” -“You’re lame! You, you, you grinch!” -“Oh. Ow.”
  17. “Open your present!”
  18. “Wanna get shit-faced instead?”
  19. “Why is there mistletoe everywhere?”
  20. “So, I didn’t actually get you anything.”
  21. “I’m still sad you won’t be home for Christmas.”
  22. “Holy shit, you know Santa!”
  23. “Aren’t you afraid of setting the house on fire with all the lights?”
  24. “I hope you break your ass on that ice.”
  25. “Wait, no one got you anything?”
  26. “Oh, were those cookies for Santa?” -“Yes!” -“Well, what’re you gonna do about it?”
  27. “Are you trying to find your present?”
  28. “Oh my gosh, actual reindeer!”
  29. “Not on Christmas.”
  30. “We’re kind of tangled in lights.”
  31. “So, we’re kind of snowed in.”
  32. “I thought candy canes were supposed to be hung on trees? Not popcorn…”
  33. “Don’t make me pour my hot chocolate over your head.”
  34. “How much tape did you use?!”
  35. “It looks like the North Pole threw up.”
  36. “Are you sure it’s illegal to kill carolers?”
  37. “You didn’t think I’d let you spend Christmas alone, did you?”
  38. “Why is the floor covered in tinsel?”
  39. “Wait. We’re really doing Secret Santa?”
  40. “I told you you were going to get sick if you stayed in the snow all day.”
  41. “Does that stocking have my name on it?”
  42. “And now the power’s out.”
  43. “Hey, um, why is the bottom of the tree decorated and not the top?”
  44. “You’ve never had a New Year’s kiss?”
  45. “You’re kind of cute when you look like Rudolph.” -“The reindeer?” -“No, my dentist. Yes, the reindeer.”

subsilvernight:

I call upon the fan fic writing gods to bless you with the perseverance to finish one of your unfinished drafts. 

May your fingers dance along the letters upon your device with ease, may the devil of distraction stay far from you, and may your work not need much editing.

I pass this blessing upon every fan fic writer out there.

tabbytabbytabby:

manonisamelon:

glitter-cake20:

Rules: Post the last sentence of your WIP (and tag as many people as there are words in the sentence)

Tagged by @demonzdust and @endraking thanks darlings ♡

Last two paragraphs I wrote for Part 2 of Components of Sunshine. I’m also totally cheating and posting a full snip because why not.

“I get it.” Theo whispers, softly. He tucks his chin into his chest. There’s a numbness in Liam’s blue eyes that turns them dull, and it hurts to know he put that expression there, makes it hard to look at him like he used to.

The wolf inside snarls at him that he has no right in this world to feel hurt. He wonders where the hell the coyote went, it’s like the animal abandoned this weakened vessel. A vessel that suddenly remorses and cries and fears and uses its heart for what it was made.

Tagging @manonisamelon @lovelylittlegrim @lightfiretomypaperwings @imjustafangirl-nobodylovesme if you want to 🙂

AHHH I NEED THIS!!!!! you can’t just throw sunshine at me without warning!!!!!

tagged by @glitter-cake20 and

@endraking thanks!!

Last sentence i wrote, or at least one of the last sentences i think i wrote cause what’s writing in order??

He had ruined his
friendship with Theo.

tagging: @lovelylittlegrim @sofia1926 @lightfiretomypaperwings @tabbytabbytabby @li0nh34rt @colder-bones @shatteeran

Tagged by @demonzdust, @endraking, and @manonisamelon

I was putting this off because I got tagged as soon as I finished Big Bang and was on a writing break. But now that I’ve been writing… 

“Actually no,” Zac says. “I usually wouldn’t know how to flirt my way out of a paper bag. But I guess you just bring it out of me.”

I’m not tagging 28 people but I will tag @eliestarr @lovelylittlegrim @theproblemwithstardust @eclecticklutz @snaeken (and anyone that wants to do this. I don’t know who is left that hasn’t been tagged)

Derek
was one of his best friends and Stiles didn’t want to lose him. 

@larkabout, @auriette, @simplyn2deep, @serenityharkness, @welshwoman1988, @kaistrex, @sheriffcobbvanth, @thegirlnamedcove, @poetry-protest-pornography, @thedaughterofkings, @pororeindeer, @jennoasis not quite 14 but eh close enough

WIP Meme

 Post the names of all the files in your WIP folder, regardless of how non-descriptive or ridiculous. Send me an ask with the title that most intrigues you, or interests you and I’ll post a little snippet of it or tell you something about it!!

tagged by the lovely @tabbytabbytabby

I was too lazy to type things, so here is a screenshot of my WIP folder, aptly named the_graveyard. Because it’s where ideas go to die.

Feel free to ask anything about these fics, my lack of organization style, or tell me to GO WRITE GODDAMNIT.

tagging @thegirlnamedcove, @larkabout, @thedaughterofkings, @poetry-protest-pornography, @sheriffcobbvanth, @kaistrex, @pororeindeer, @jennoasis, @simplyn2deep, and I’m drawing a blank on my other writing pals, so feel free to join me in this public shaming if you so wish 😂😂

starfleetrambo:

mmhmmhim:

hufflepuffkat:

the-modern-typewriter:

“Shh, it’s alright,” the villain said. “You’re doing beautifully and I’m so proud of you. But that’s enough now. It was cruel of them to make you fight me – you could never have won. It’s not your fault.”

The ancient and powerful villain may have had a calm and gentle face as he spoke, but he was furious, not at the hero, but the gods for continually sending kids and teenagers to fight their battles.

khadij-al-kubra:

lectorel:

corvidprompts:

“Jesus christ eat the goddamn mac and cheese.” scowls the hero “I can hear your stomach growling through your armor, you know.”

The villain blinks “You-”

“Are feeding you, yes. If all I wanted to do was punch people and throw criminals in jail, I would’ve become a vigilante. Heroism involves kindness, dipshit.”

“Heroism involves kindness, dipshit” is the most amazing phrase I’ve ever read. I need to incorporate it into all my work.

This straight up sounds like something Spider-Man would say

prokopetz:

Headcanon: I can muster a cogent argument for why it would make more sense or make for a better story if this were the case

Heartcanon: I don’t have a particular rationale for why this ought to be the case, I just like to imagine it’s true because it gives me the warm fuzzies

Gutcanon: it’s not that I actively want this to be the case – it just unaccountably feels like it should be

Junkcanon: I like to imagine it’s true because it gives me the other kind of warm fuzzies

Spleencanon: I insist that this is the case specifically to spite the author, because, like, fuck you, sir or madam