Clint/Bucky parallels
Tag winterhawk
Bucky: How many cups of coffee have you had today?
Clint: One…
Bucky: Clint.
Clint: Um… eleven…teen?
551.
“He won’t mind,” Natasha said, taking a drink from her beer, her mouth tilted up a little at the corners. “Clint is the worst clothes thief I’ve ever met. You’ll probably find a couple of your own sweaters in there.”
Bucky considered this for a second. Clint was due back any minute, sure, but with Clint that could mean anywhere up to three hours, and the busted window that Clint hadn’t got around to doing more than taping cardboard over meant the apartment was Arctic. Natasha was fine – she’d got here first, was wrapped up in a fuzzy purple blanket and had Lucky sprawled across her to to boot. Bucky had been curled around a cup of coffee since he arrived, but it just wasn’t cutting it.
“Okay,” he said finally, “but when he asks this was your idea.”
Clint’s bedroom was up a flight of rickety metal stairs, and was exactly the bomb site that Bucky had been expecting. There were clothes – mostly unidentifiably stained – on every surface, and the bed was a tangle of bedding and blankets and an adorable plush Cap that Bucky was never gonna let Clint forget.
On second look, in amongst all the mess, it was kinda cute how much Avengers merch there was in Clint’s bedroom. He even had a cardboard box that appeared to be full of branded boxers, which Bucky supposed saved on the laundry. He had an arc reactor-shaped nightlight plugged into an outlet by the bathroom; there was a black hooded sweater with a big red hourglass on the back hanging on the bedroom door; one drawer in the dresser wouldn’t close ‘cos of the oversized Hulk hand that was hanging out of it.
Naturally there was also a riot of purple, but a lot more of the selection featured Kate than Clint. Bucky had wandered over to take a closer look at a photo of the two of them, all squished up together, pulling faces, looking cute, when he noticed the little figurines.
Apparently kids wanted their action figures now. Apparently that was a fad. And the first one Bucky saw was Stevie, posed head up and hands on hips, and he’d be a little worried that Clint had a crush – for Clint’s sake, ‘cos Steve was makin’ time with Stark, and not for any other reason – if Clint hadn’t posed a little Spider-Man hiding behind a coffee mug, looking like he was just about to shoot webbing at the back of Steve’s head. Next to that a tiny Hulk was apparently punching through a crushed Coke can – jeez, this was adorable – and Bucky actually snorted out loud when he saw tiny Natasha dangling tiny Tony off the edge of a shelf by his boot.
At first he didn’t see himself which, y’know, it figured. He wasn’t exactly hero material, he’d been surprised they’d even made –
But turned out he was there, after all. On a little wooden crate that was serving as a night stand, posed so he was sitting with his legs dangling over the edge, his tiny plastic arm wrapped around a tiny plastic Clint, both of them leaning so they were holding each other up. And wasn’t that just exactly right?
When Clint eventually arrived, steaming pizza in hand, Bucky was sprawled on the couch wrapped up warm in a purple hoodie, and the grin that settled on Clint’s face when he saw the both of them there, settled into his space –
Bucky spread his arm along the back cushion.
“C’mon,” he said, when Clint looked a little hesitant, “get over here and warm me up.”
A Mess and a Half – WinterHawk
Baby please don’t be afraid of me
I think I love you– Holy Lover by Keaton Henson
Shot
Clint: Don’t worry Bucky, I’m fine.
Bucky: You got shot Clint, you’re not fine.
Clint: I’ve been shot before. So have you, right?
Bucky: It’s not like you build up an immunity to gunshot wounds.
Clint Barton + Bucky Barnes
- Clint really doesn’t care about Bucky’s past. Steve trusts him so Clint trusts him. After all Bucky’s not the only one who’s killed people whilst brain washed. Still Bucky doesn’t understand why Clint’s not afraid of him.
- Coffee buddy’s. Ex assassins need coffee at all hours of the day. Bucky can’t believe how good coffee is these days. They have actual machines and coffee shops. It’s so much better than the brown sludge they had to drink around the camp fires. Clint shows Bucky all the best shops around town. Coffee dates are an absolute staple of their relationship
- Bucky dog sits Lucky when Clint goes on a mission with Nat. He hated the dog at first. He was too soft and Bucky didn’t think he was capable of looking after anything but Clint insists Bucky is the man for the job. By the end of the day Bucky and Lucky fall asleep on the sofa together. Steve takes a million photos and emails them to the whole team
- On bigger group missions Clint and Bucky are the snipers. The are often positioned opposite each other so they are constantly throwing insults back and forth and keeping a tally of kill counts. Loser buys coffee for the next month and the Winner gets to chose the next netflix series to binge watch. Clint is always determined to win because Bucky choses the weirdest shows that only Steve can tolerate. It must be an old man thing.
- Bucky always helps patch Clint up after a mission when Natasha is away. At first Bucky thought it was ridiculous how many injuries the archer managed to sustain. Until he realised the man was not enhanced in any way. Still he always finds the most childish plasters he can find. Partly because he thinks it’s hilarious that a grown man is covered in my little pony plasters and secondly cos it actually cheers Clint up a lot. Not to mention Natasha always threatens to shoot him when she sees the newest set of patches.
I have found a way for “we need to fake a relationship over the holidays” to work for Winterhawk.
See, Bucky’s been slowly trying to reconnect with the youngest of his sisters, Rebecca, who is now in her late 80′s and still sharp as a tack, healthy, and spry. He’s been talking to her in phone calls, and letters, and the occasional visits and Skype once he’d worked up the courage for it. Eventually she manages to talk him into visiting her and part of the extended family she has over Christmas/Hanukkah/both and he ropes Clint along ‘cause Clint is his best friend after Steve (and Steve is off with Sam) and he helps make Bucky more comfortable (plus – might as well bring Clint with since he doesn’t have a family – it’s the right thing to do).
Now Bucky had talked a lot about the other Avengers – especially Clint. And Rebecca is Very Excited to open the door and greet her long lost brother – and “his lovely boyfriend that she’s heard so much about, honestly Jimmy why did it take so long for you to bring him over to meet me. It’s not like I’m going to embarrass you on purpose or anything.” Her smile spells trouble in a way that Bucky forgot he knew and in the middle of the shock of the statement itself and how chocked up her teasing makes him Clint steps in and smooths things over and mentions that it was his fault but he’d love to see any incriminating photos of young Jimmy and hear all the best stories.
Because obviously she’s an older lady and they shouldn’t crush her happy excitement just because she got a few things wrong in her assumptions so obviously they can pretend to be a couple for a week or so it’s all good.
And, you know, if the two of them already harbored secret feelings for the other that’s just going to make it easier to pretend (tho both dread the day it ends and they won’t have the excuse to snuggle and cuddle and kiss).
Tada!!
So who’s going to write this?


















