darkbookworm13:

ace-inclusionist:

positive-memes:

Warming

if you are able and willing, please do this. a lot of babies w/o parents suffer their entire lives because of the lack of human contact from ages 0-3. it helps to hold them, rock them, and sing to them (even if badly). it’s vital.

Damn, I didn’t know this was a thing, I’m going to have to check with my local hospital to see if they need people for this. I love snuggling and singing to babies. I’ve been told I have the magic touch, and every baby I’ve held thus far has snoozed almost instantly.

that-kid-in-the-drifloon-hat:

bertholdtbraun:

bertholdtbraun:

There are these little tiny fuzzy bugs that are flying around my pear tree and I kind of want to call them cute but I feel like the second I do someone’s gonna tell me they’re like the spawns of satan and they sting people and kill my trees

Nevermind they’re called “Woolly Aphids” and they’re literal fairies

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I feel bad for calling them evil now they’re so frickin cute

i saw one and nearly shat myself thinking it was a fairy

lynati:

finnglas:

a-warriorsheart:

stainedglassruneycorn:

themysqueera:

themysqueera:

oh-kathryn-my-captain:

themysqueera:

quick question what are the chances of xena and diana knowing one another?

This tweet came from a conversation about an artwork with Xena and Wonder Woman fighting. Lucy was asked if this was how she pictured them meeting and she said:

So, I’m not sure about the chances of them knowing each other, but they are lesbian lovers.

This is better than anything I envisioned

reblogging again purely for that gif

Remember that time Lucy Lawless wrote her first fanfic and it had girls kissing and maintext?

I wonder if I can get away with making this a fandom for Yuletide this year…

One way to find out!

How about some Nurseydex Angst 38/40? :D

rhysiana:

*squints at you suspiciously* I’m starting to think you like hurting these boys…

40. “That is some severe bruising.”


Nursey was used to
catching his breath a little (just a very
little, definitely not enough for anyone to notice, never that) when Dex took
off his jersey in the dressing room, but not like this.

“Bro. That is some
severe bruising.” Chill, he needed to stay chill. If he seemed too concerned, Dex
would take it the wrong way and stop listening to him entirely.

Dex lifted one
shoulder in an irritable shrug. “It’s fine. You know my pasty skin; everything
always shows up worse than it is.”

Nursey eyed the
mottled bloom of color across his chest and frowned. While Dex wasn’t wrong,
Nursey was very sure he’d never seen colors that deep on him. Or that showed up
that fast. He knew exactly what check that had come from, and Dex had just
gotten up and skated through it. Hockey was a tough sport, sure, but surely
this was excessive.

Nursey let the other
sounds of the dressing room swirl around him as he showered and dressed on
auto-pilot, always keeping track of Dex out of the corner of his eye. He sat on
the bench in front of his stall fiddling with his phone for another minute or
so until Dex was ready to leave, too. Dex was definitely moving slower than
normal, more carefully, though anyone who didn’t habitually watch him as
closely as Nursey did (entirely without meaning to, he just couldn’t help it) would
probably have missed it.

Nursey picked up his
bag and headed out next to Dex like everything was normal. Then, just as they
were passing the trainers’ office, he “tripped” sideways, knocking Dex through
the open doorway.

“Whoops,” he said. He
didn’t work too hard to sound convincing.

Dex glared at him and
rehitched his bag over his shoulder, wincing ever so slightly. “Jesus Christ,
Nurse.”

Sheila just raised an
eyebrow at them.

Nursey took the
opening. “Well, hey, look at that, as long as we’re here, why don’t you get
that bruise looked at?”

Dex straightened up
in anger, a pose Nursey was unfortunately entirely too familiar with. “I told
you it was no big—!”

Nursey knocked the
door shut with his foot. Sheila took Dex’s bag and pointed at the table
imperiously.

“Traitor,” Dex
hissed.

Nursey crossed his
arms and leaned back against the other table. “And I’d do it again,” he said,
utterly serious.

He wasn’t sure what
Dex saw on his face at that, but his glare faded away to be replaced by
surprised confusion, and a faint blush stained his cheeks as he looked away.

“I didn’t know you cared, Nurse,” he muttered, still trying to downplay.

Fuck it. Nursey was pretty sure he’d shown his hand already, might as well go all-in. “Then you haven’t been paying attention.”


[My other OMGCP stuff]

imoldbutimstillintothat:

septemberpoems:

imoldbutimstillintothat:

penfairy:

besiderunningwaters:

septemberpoems:

imoldbutimstillintothat:

penfairy:

I JUST LEARNED ABOUT DANISH NUMBERS ALL OTHER LANGUAGE CRIMES ARE FORGIVEN WE MUST UNITE TO DEFEAT THE TRUE EVIL

WE’VE BEEN TRYING

sincerely, the swedes 

please explain

The Swedes and the Danes are like the French and the English – been at war for hundreds of years, but are now enjoying a peace built on a solid foundation of mutual shade. After becoming acquainted with the Danish numerical system I find myself sympathising with the Swedes.

@imoldbutimstillintothat​ tells me “they call 90 “halvfems” aka half fives and by that they mean 4*20 + 0.5*20. And same goes for 70 which they call halvfjerds. (3*20+0.5*20)”

I’ve read that sentence 3 times and I still don’t understand it

Haha sorry. They, like the French count by scores (quatre-vingt being 80) I think. So halvfems (half fives) (aka 90) are four score plus one half score of the fifth one or so I have been told. But 100 is hundrede in Danish so they’re not even making consistently no sense.

and this is all without getting into how utterly ridiculous their language is. this is just basic numbers.