bakenyan:

Your werewolf s/o knowing you don’t eat meat so when they try to court you instead of dropping dead deers or boars at your feet, they bring you a bunch of veggies. Like entire potato plants or a bunch of cauliflowers seemingly fresh from a field. A wolf mouth full of turnips. They notice that it kind of works out, at least you eat some of it. Which encourages them to get a little more creative. The next thing you get is an entire branch from an apple tree. A few berry bushes left on your front porch. You’ve given up asking them whose farms they’ve been raiding cause all you get in response is a proud “I’ve hunted! For you!”

hoechloin:

When hitman Stiles Stilinski is hired to take down Derek Hale for a handsome payment, he doesn’t hesitate to accept. However, it turns out there’s something more handsome than the payment, and that’s Derek himself. Before long, the lines between professional and personal life blur and Stiles finds himself unwilling to go through with the hit. He surrenders to the target, and reveals he was hired by anti-werewolf advocate Gerard Argent. Eventually, the pair team up to take Argent down, and Stiles soon realizes that when he surrendered to Derek, there was a chance he surrendered his heart to Derek too.

“I know my line of work is… morally ambiguous,” Stiles says, “but usually I’m after criminal masterminds. Guys who hurt little kids. Asshole politicians, people like Gerard. I’m not a hunter Derek, and I don’t want to hurt you. I don’t think I ever could.”

areiton:

bloody-bee-tea:

areiton:

bloody-bee-tea:

areiton:

Driving home we passed the Silver Wolf Ranch in Texas and all I can think is–after the Wild Hunt Peter leaves Beacon Hills. He takes Chris because if anyone else deserves to get the fuck out of Beacon Hills, it’s Chris.

They don’t really talk about what they’re doing or where they’re going. Sometimes, they talk about what they wanted, before Gerard Argent and his mindless hate destroyed both their lives.

Chris laughs himself sick when Peter admits he wanted to be a cowboy, and Peter realizes its the first time he’s ever heard him laugh.

They find the ranch for sale a few months after they leave California, on one of those days where they drive with no destination in mind. Chris sees it and pulls over and as they stare at the dilapidated barn and overgrown grass, at the live oaks and beautiful sprawling house, they both know–this is what they’ve been looking for.

Neither mentions how odd it is to buy a fucking ranch together, or that this thing they’re doing has suddenly taken on a terrifying sort of permanence.

But then, they don’t talk about the way Peter scent marks Chris, either. They don’t talk about Chris slipping into Peter’s bed, when one of them have a nightmare. They don’t talk about the way arousal simmers between them, deepening as they spend more and more time together.

Chris doesn’t think they need to talk.

Peter has millions, money Stiles badgered his hacker friend into helping Peter retrieve, and he happily sinks it into the ranch, and soon horses and cows spot their green fields. Chris builds an armory in one of the barns and he occassionally will teach a hunter passing through, but always he teaches Allison’s code.

Peter can run, here, shifted, and under the bright moon and Chris’ brighter gaze. He’s happier here and he doesn’t have as many nightmares now and the day Chris hangs the sign, Silver Wof Ranch, at the end of the drive, he knows this is home.

Stiles laughs so hard he can’t breath when he sees it. Derek rolls his eyes and says they’re the most obvious people on earth. Chris shrugs and kisses Peter’s temple and goes back to feeding the horses.

Peter, after he blinks through the shock, shoves Chris into the stall door and kisses him properly, deep and filthy, druggingly slow until Chris is hard and rolling against his thigh in the most distracting way and Stiles is complaining about exhibitionism.

They’re happy. And sometimes, the lost and traumatized supernatural will stumble up to their front door and Peter will roll his eyes before shoving them into the bunkhouse. Chris thinks its adorable, and he loves Peter for giving them a safe space.

Because that’s what it is. It’s a safe space, and they have each other, and that’s all either of them want.

I love the idea that Peter and Chris provide a safe space for traumatized and hurt supernaturals. They probably get a reputation and soon enough packs and other supernatural creatures send their traumatized friends/family/pack to Chris and Peter because they are known to help and are safe to be around.

YES! this!!

The first time it intentionally happens, Stiles calls and is like, hey we’ve got an orphaned kitsune. And Peter kinda grumbles because he still thinks he’s fierce and scary, but Stiles ignores him–he’s married to Derek, he knows better–and a few days later, a scared little girl shows up at the ranch.

Peter spoils her rotten and it takes time, but when she eventually leaves them, a year later, she’s thriving.

And it just. Keeps. Happening.

About two years in, an alpha calls and asks if the ranch will host two packs, meeting to renew alliances. Peter has Stiles ward the place to hell and back and gets all their vulnerable guests to the north end of the property, but he agrees.

And that’s how they end up the go-to neutral ground for interpack meetings. No one, even alphas are willing to cross Peter on his own territory and Chris might be retired but he has a lot to protect these days.

So how long does it take before someone finds a recently orphaned supernatural pup and sends them to Chris and Peter to heal and get better?

Because I can just see who that one pup won’t ever leave again, it’s a big ranch, there’s lots to do, and let’s be real here, Peter and Chris would never just kick someone out.

So the pup stays and grows and once that word gets out, Chris and Peter are also treated like a supernatural orphanage, except no one feels like they are at an orphanage, because Chris and Peter know all the birthdays and fuss like mothers and cuddle and care for all of their strange children.

Her name is Lulu. She’s a three year old born wolf with a massive head of black curls and a shy smile that they don’t see for almost six months. Her parents were killed by hunters and Chris isn’t sure who is holding who back when Peter and he first hear about it.

Later he’ll realize it’s Lulu.

Stiles and Derek bring her to them, a middle of the night drive with Derek curled in the back seat with her shaking in his arms. Peter tells them to be careful because Peter and Chris might have to stay with Lulu, but Derek and Stiles don’t.

She’s like a little ghost at first, never talking and moving silently from room to room. She stays close to Peter and Chris though–they smell like pack, maybe not her pack but pack nonetheless.

Peter holds her through her nightmares and Chris makes her chicken nuggets and kisses her skinned knee, even as it heals before her tears dry up.

And sometimes, Peter holds Chris as he cries because he loves Lulu, he does, but god he misses his baby. Peter holds him and kisses away his tears and promises that Allison wouldn’t hate him for loving another little girl.

She rides in front of Peter on his big horse, and trots behind Chris while he rounds up the sheep, and the first time they hear her giggle is when Brutus, the mutt that Chris brought home, licks her chin.

She never leaves. The first time she calls Peter ‘daddy’ he knows she never will.

They get more, and some they keep, like Lulu. Some go to family they find. A little werejaguar ends up with Stiles and Derek.

But Lulu? She was their first.

penroseparticle:

So I just went with my buddy while he got a rib tattoo, and they hurt like a lot, so he’s over there grimacing and being a huge manbaby so I just reach over and grab his hand so he can squeeze it because I’m a good person who helps others

And he’s clinging to my hand like it’s a life preserver and I’m being me and talking about nonsense like Grimace from the McDonalds commercials and how R2D2 is always ready to throw hands, and whatever, and the artist keeps glancing over at me and I’m like do your tattoo bro I’ve got my buddy handled

But then I realize he’s like, looking over because he can’t tell if he’s seeing something or not, and I glance down and I see my rainbow scalemail bracelet, and how I’m talking to my buddy all fondly and I’m like stroking his arm like he’s a wounded animal, and right as it clicks in my head the tattoo artist asks in his most nonchalant voice possible, like intentionally bland, I’m just talking about the weather haha what do you mean voice:

“So, are you guys close?”

And my gay ass is over to the side internally screaming because yeah, I am gay, but like this is just me being a good bro and my buddy is COMPLETELY OBLVIOUS TO WHAT IS HAPPENING BECAUSE HE’S A GARBAGE STRAIGHT PERSON AND HE SAYS

“Yeah of course, that’s why I asked him to come”

SO NOW THE TATTOO ARTIST THINKS HE’S RIGHT AND HE HAS A GAY COUPLE GETTING A TATTOO AND MY BUDDY HAS NO IDEA AND I’M AWKWARDLY SITTING HERE LIKE SHOULD I STOP HOLDING HIS HAND??? SHOULD I CORRECT THIS TATTOO ARTIST??? SHOULD I LET MY BUDDY KNOW??? MY GAY ASS DOESN’T KNOW HOW TO HANDLE BEING INCORRECTLY ACCUSED OF BEING GAY, WHAT DO YOU DO

So that tattoo artist is like “Cool man, that’s great. Good for you.”

So then my buddy is like can I get some water, and the guy comes back with one bottle of water and my buddy takes a drink and then hands it to me, and I’m like obviously he has to lay down and needs me to hold his water so I just hold it in my hand, but turns out he was offering me water, so he turns to me and is like Colton, drink some water, and I take a drink and my garbage lizard brain is like “You’re drink sharing in front of the tattoo artist, now he KNOWS he’s right”

So we’re talking about tattoos with the artist and I mention that I’m getting a tattoo in September and my buddy is like “Yeah I’m gonna go and hold HIS hand for that one haha” and the tattoo artist FUCKING SAYS “I mean, I should hope so”

I MEAN, I SHOULD HOPE SO

I MEAN, I SHOULD HOPE SO


AND NO ONE ACTUALLY BROUGHT IT UP. I KNEW WHAT THE TATTOO ARTIST WAS THINKING BUT DIDN’T SAY ANYTHING TO CORRECT HIM. NOW WHEN MY BUDDY GOES BACK AND GETS HIS NEXT TATTOO IN THE FUTURE AND I’M NOT THERE HE’S GOING TO GO “OH WHERE’S YOUR BOYFRIEND”

hesterek:

hoechloin:

3 times Derek saw Stiles sleeping + 1 time Derek woke up with him.

#the first one derek’s SO DISTURBED#he’s like ‘are you seeing THIS?! look at him! look at the way he sleeps!’#‘doesn’t he have a bed at home? why doesn’t he get enough quality sleep there?!’#‘does he eat enough? does anybody properly care for him oh my god’#love this

scisaacs:

au where kira and boyd had the friendship they deserved 

(◕‿◕✿)

Boyd snorts as she gracelessly takes another bite, not even trying to catch the bit of sauce as it tumbles down her shirt. “You’re a dork,” he says.

Kira simply smiles at him through a mouth of extra cheesy pizza. “I’m your favorite dork,” she singsongs. “Now help me put away these video games before my mom kills us for all the noise.“

He sighs, but does as he’s told and wraps his controller up in its chord, putting it in its place underneath her little TV. After a beat, he asks, “Do you think I could stay the night?”

From her place crouched in front of the small stand her television sits on, she shrugs.“Sure. It’s not like my parents will care.” She pauses, then turns on her heel and frowns at him. “Things aren’t getting bad again, are they?” she asks sincerely.

Shit. He hasn’t been asked that since… well, the last time Kira asked that. He huffs. “No,” he says defensively. “I just don’t feel like waking your parents or taking a crappy bus home.”

She nods and stands abruptly. “Fair enough,” she agrees. “I’ll go call your mom.” She turns and walks out the door, taking care to call over her shoulder, “Don’t play without me!” on the way out.

Even as she goes, he can’t help but smile. He has to be at least a little lucky to have found a friend in Kira Yukimura.

oldestcharm:

lmao i can’t stop thinking about derek acting so suspiciously people keep calling the police on him. like he’d be in a convenience store and he just can’t decide what to get and maybe he looks around too much until the employees start thinking he’s trying to rob them. and another time he’s in the jungle with stiles bc something’s up, but stiles is kinda tired falling asleep on derek’s shoulder and the bartender is convinced derek’s drugged him. or derek parking his camaro outside of someone’s house further away from the stilinski house not to cause suspicion but the lady’s convinced she has a stalker. and every time the sheriff’s there just really done with this bullshit going just crack a smile son this is why i keep arresting you