Tonight at the gym a man who looked like fuckin Thor asked me out and when I told him I was a lesbian he goes “oh. Chill. You know, my sister and I work out a lot together. She’ll be here tomorrow, same time.”
you’re right. Thor, son of Odin, king of Asgard, god of Thunder, protector of Lesbians, feminist icon, actual cinnamon roll, the strongest avenger, would never do that
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