thor watching that captain marvel trailer: hey valkyrie you should date this girl,, valkyrie put down your drink and come look @ this funky little lesbian
You know, I’m 1500 years old. I’ve killed twice as many enemies as that. And every one of them would have rather killed me than not succeeded. I’m only alive because fate wants me alive. Thanos is just the latest of a long line of bastards, and he’ll be the latest to feel my vengeance – fate wills it so.
Avengers: Infinity War (2018), dir. Anthony & Joe Russo
ok underrated part of ragnarok: “and he knows i love snakes”. hes just so friendly. just so famously loving of snakes that loki was like, oh, i know whatll get him, the friendly bastard