Sterek | T | Human AU, Famous Stiles, Ornithologist Derek | 5288 words | [AO3]
Written for @theproblemwithstardust, who won a story by me in the @fandomcares auction! We scrolled through @writemesomewords and sent each other the
“Sure,
yeah, I can accompany you to that black tie event for your work tonight. Wait.
Why are we on a red carpet? Are you famous?” prompt at the same time, which sealed the deal. Further suggestions were “hmmm
famous stiles maybe? cora knew him from school but derek is more of a book
person than a tv/movie/music person? human au? possibly alive hales?” and I think I managed to get them all in there.Many thanks to @anodyneer (and Mariam) for brainstorming, @poetry-protest-pornography and @hmslusitania for betaing, and @rembrandtswife for bird nerd consultation.
“Derek?”
“Hmm.”
“Derek.”
“Mm-hmm.”
“Derek!” A pen came flying at his head.
“Oh, thanks,” he said absently as he picked it up and made a notation on the dataset in front of him before comparing it to the appendix he was working on.
“Mom!” Cora yelled as she stomped down the hall. “He’s still a dissertation zombie! Can I invite Stiles over?”
Good. Whatever Cora had wanted, it was clearly someone else’s problem now. Derek stopped paying attention.
***
Stiles was bored. B-O-R-E-D, bored. He loved his dad, he really, really did, and he wasn’t sorry he’d come home to visit, but if he didn’t get out of the house soon, he was going to drive them both straight up the wall. His dad had looked positively relieved to get an emergency work call during his vacation, though he tried to look doubly apologetic for it as he left. Stiles thought he should be insulted, but he understood. He was starting to drive himself nuts.
His phone rang and he dove to answer it, not even checking the caller ID. He’d talk to anyone right now. Anyone. Fortunately for the hypothetical unsuspecting telemarketer he was halfway expecting despite being on every do-not-call list known to man, it was Cora.
“Answering on the first ring? That’s kind of desperate, Stilinski.”
“You know I always strive for that note of verisimilitude, Hale. Gotta make the audience feel for the character.”
“So you’re saying you really are that bored.”
“You have no idea. I can’t even risk going out for coffee unless it’s a drive-through, not after last time. Save me from myself, please.”
“Good, you can save me from my boring-ass brother. I’ll come pick you up.”
“Thank you.”

I’m so excited to read it!! Thank you!!

