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TEEN WOLF HIGH SCHOOL AU (PART 22) | dirty shakespeare

Derek:  LOVE?
Stiles:  “Let me take you a button-hole lower.”
Derek:  Stiles!
Erica:  Gross.
Derek:  Remember when you wanted to quote e.e. cummings to Lydia and I said that’s creepy?
Stiles:  You don’t look creeped out.  You look the opposite of creeped out.  You look…
Erica:  Fond.  You’re into this?
Derek:  It’s not terrible.
Erica:  Hate you both.  I hope you fail your quiz thinking about Stilinski’s boner pointing at–
Stiles:  [finger guns] My triumphant prize.

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TEEN WOLF HIGH SCHOOL AU (PART 23 *end*) | date the crap out of you

Derek:  My arms aren’t that bad.
Stiles:  Have you ever read Leo the Late Bloomer?
Derek:  Shut up.
Stiles:  You’re Leo.
Derek:  I got it.
Stiles:  …
Stiles:  Am I attractive to Leos?
Derek:  Until I win the puberty jackpot, you’ll have to do.
Stiles:  Unless I win it first.
Derek:  You can’t win twice. Um.
Stiles:  Oh my god.
Derek:  Forget I said–
Stiles:  No! Never. Come here!