No you don’t understand okay my husband is in the Navy and he told me stories about doing shit like this. They would just make up their own shit, as long as they were yelling SOMETHING then they didn’t get in trouble, and even the drill instructors would make shit up like this. And they got WEIRD.
BASICALLY, THE IDEA HERE IS, ESTABLISHED RELATIONSHIP FIC WHERE STILES AND DEREK SEND EACH OTHER SEXY SNAPCHATS REGULARLY, UNTIL ALL OF A SUDDEN DEREK STOPS.
OR SO IT SEEMS. WHEN REALLY IT’S BECAUSE DEREK’S BEEN ACCIDENTALLY SENDING THEM TO SCOTT. THEY BOTH START WITH AN S, TOUCHSCREENS ARE HARD, AND DEREK’S THUMB IS TOO BIG.
#i love that he finds that to be such a ridiculous and inconvenient thing to be squeamish about #are all werewolves like that? #‘my foot snapped off but i put it back on so nbd’ #actually it’s even better if no other packs are like this #there’s this one pocket of violence and blood around beacon hills #and the rest of the world is chill as hell #packs getting together for barbeques #no weird territory things #no parking lot brawls #everyone just living their normal life and howling at the moon in suburbia #and then there’s a werewolf convention #because of course there is #and stiles is fucking READY #he has a million questions to ask everyone about everything and dives right in #walks right up to alphas like ‘so how do you guys deal with wolfsbane poisoning do you also light it on fire and shove it back in?’ #’what’s the weapon of choice for the humans in your pack do they go long distance projectiles or blunt force?’ #’what’s your go-to response to an outbreak of human sacrifice?’ #he’s thinking he’s found common ground and a great ice breaker #he’s killing it on the socializing front #and these other packs are staring at him in wide eyed horror #because the most dramatic thing on the east coast in the last five years was a stolen recipe at a bake sale #and it was a false alarm anyway (via @andavs )
Now I want an outsider’s POV fic about the gossip that starts up around the resurgence of the Beacon Hills Pack and their human who won’t stay out of the fights and like – most of the beasties that have turned up are supposed to be myths. But people keep going back and asking Did you really fight a wendigo? And Stiles is like “oh yeah several. They leave nasty scars. Not a fan.” What about the kanima? And Stiles just turns and shouts “hey, Derek. How many kanimas are we up to now?” And he’s like “you mean killed or converted?” And someone fucking faints.
op heard there were two different pronunciations of a famous dutch impressionist painter’s last name and never settled on which pronunciation to use but gogh gogh i guess
theproblemwithstardust 