you’re right. Thor, son of Odin, king of Asgard, god of Thunder, protector of Lesbians, feminist icon, actual cinnamon roll, the strongest avenger, would never do that
Steve Rogers may be mid-battle in a fight for the universe but the Tree Boy is goddamn introducing himself, and momma didn’t raise no impolite bitch so-
theproblemwithstardust 