themadcapmathematician:

cytation:

mellarkish:

the one thing i learned abt growing up is that u never actually leave the kids table. there’s not even room for u at the adults table. now its just u and ur 20 year old cousins w/ some 6 year olds having a good time 

You have to wait till one of the adults dies, then you inherit their place

My family strictly enforces the Klingon succession system in which you must kill your unfit family members to take their status for yourself