merrybitchmas2:

solitarelee:

Do you ever wonder what long term psychological damage is caused by crushing our small children with overwhelming pressure and time constraints every single day of their developmental life from age 5-18 and then suddenly setting them free into the world with no guidance or assistance other than “get a job” 

honey i don’t have to wonder 

quomododragon:

quomododragon:

quomododragon:

I have to tell you, being a Latin teacher, autocorrect and I are Not Friends. Trying to open an email to a student with “SALVE!” (hello!) and having it changed to “SLAVE!” may be funny as hell, but one day my tired ass is going to accidentally send it and there will be a Problem.

I made the mistake of telling my students this, and now they have started responding to my good morning “Salvete!” with “SLAVE!”

Autocorrect happened to a student in another class, and I have to tell you, there’s nothing quite like getting a notification on your phone and seeing you have an email from a student with “SLAVE!” as the opening line.

the signs in chemistry class

Hey, this blue stuff looks cool, I’ll just dump it in and start mixing- OH SHIT IT EXPLODED ON ME: Aries, Libra
Accidentally-on-purpose lights the school on fire: Scorpio, Aquarius, Virgo
*flirting* Baby, I’ve got my ion you: Leo, Sagittarius, Gemini
Actually does it the correct way and gets a good grade: Capricorn, Cancer
Help-okay well I know what acids and bases are???: Pisces, Taurus

Actual text conversation with my absolute madman of a brother

constellations-and-energy:

constellations-and-energy:

Brother, out of absolutely nowhere: I put a boogie dollar down

Me: What the fuck does this mean

Him: I think so

Him: Mama’s got the nasty jam

Me: What a completely uninformative answer to my question

Him: This gig gonna slash me hips

HE ASKED HOW LAID BACK I THOUGHT HE WAS AND I SAID TOO FUCKIN LAID BACK AND HE SAID “I KNEW IT” AND SENT ME THIS FUCKING THING

I AM FURIOUS 

@sheriffcobbvanth