remember to make sure your protagonists eat a nutritious breakfast and drink plenty of water, otherwise you’re setting a bad example to readers everywhere, who wouldn’t know how to eat or drink without your guidance
A one-shot for the amazing @theproblemwithstardust‘s birthday! This is probably crap and I’m barely beating the clock, but I hope you like it! (also hope you like Christmas??)
Chapters: 1/1 Fandom:teen wolf (tv) Rating: General Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships:
Derek Hale/Stiles Stilinski, Cora Hale/Lydia Martin Characters:
Derek Hale, Cora Hale, Stiles Stilinski, Lydia Martin Additional Tags:
Christmas, Christmas Fluff, Christmas Party, Birthday Fluff, Birthday, Derek’s Birthday, Birthday Party, Surprises, This Is A Surprise, Happy Birthday
Derek
didn’t like his birthday. To be more accurate: Derek didn’t think he should
bother celebrating his birthday anymore. Once Cora came back, they picked up a
tradition of going to dinner or spending the day together outside his actual birthday, but Derek made sure to
keep everyone else out of the loop. Even Stiles.
Especially Stiles. (Something Stiles was especially
indignant about once they were dating.)
my brother is teaching his cat how to high five by giving her a treat every time she successfully taps her hand to his hand, which is all well and good, but now she thinks that she is entitled to food every time she high fives someone. i can’t eat in the same room as her anymore because she’ll just bap my hand rapid fire and then go nyoom straight in for my pizza like no Kelly that’s illegal go finish ur own dinner
“No Kelly, that’s illegal.”
So, a while back, I was using clicker-training to teach my cat Taz tricks. She learned very quickly and it was a good experience all around, but we had to hide the clicker.
Taz had learned that the clicker meant she got treats. So she would find it, carry it up to people, step on it to make it click, and then SCREAM AT THEM to give her the treats she was clearly owed because the clicker had made a sound.
I feel like one of the biggest misconceptions out there is that all fanfic is written by 12 and 13 year olds
Like the other day I read a fanfic where Jason Todd is remodeling his kitchen and is concerned about wooden countertops because what if you get raw chicken on your wooden countertop?
You think a 13 year old thinks about countertops? Think again my friend that fic was written by an Adult
theproblemwithstardust 