No you don’t understand okay my husband is in the Navy and he told me stories about doing shit like this. They would just make up their own shit, as long as they were yelling SOMETHING then they didn’t get in trouble, and even the drill instructors would make shit up like this. And they got WEIRD.
op heard there were two different pronunciations of a famous dutch impressionist painter’s last name and never settled on which pronunciation to use but gogh gogh i guess
Fact: any legend about a holy sword can be improved by 200% by replacing the sword with an axe and making no other changes.
Lady of the lake tosses Axcalibur at King Arthur, killing him instantly
There’s another reblog of this post that implies that knights who wield axes are secretly just lumberjacks, and it combined with this one in my brain to create an AU where the Lady of the Lake is, like, a flannel-wearing lumberjack who lives by a lake. Her role in the story is otherwise unchanged.
the lesbian of the lake
The lesbian of the lake, her arm clad in the finest shimmering flannel, held aloft Axcalibur from the bosom of the water
theproblemwithstardust 