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thenimbus:

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postmodernmulticoloredcloak:

lisasimpsonwannabe:

enrique262:

knightrepentant:

enrique262:

Russian soldiers witness the awakening of an elder god.

Why does this stuff always happen in Russia? What are they doing?

Reality decided that’s the only place where it can cut lose, considering they don’t seem to give a fuck about anything. 

“According to some of the YouTube comments, the fire was caused by burning zinc, and the screaming came from the underground pipes that had somewhat of a ‘flute’ effect when the air passed through the tubes.“ 

cool

http://en.zockme.com/screaming-fire-eerily-burns-out-of-the-ground-in-russia/

me: okay that’s a fire what’s so weird about it *unmutes* ………..okay…….

“They cometh”

goddamn that SOUND
magnificent

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nedahoyin:

rafi-dangelo:

rafi-dangelo:

rafi-dangelo:

rafi-dangelo:

rafi-dangelo:

rafi-dangelo:

rafi-dangelo:

rafi-dangelo:

I wear ripped jeans to the office because I’m a disrespectful Millennial.

Today’s office outfit is this $5 dress I got at Old Navy because it’s eight thousand degrees outside and my balls deserve air.

I took these pants and boots from my step brother.

Don’t mind me, just keeping the undercarriage well-ventilated.

Oh this is my Instagram.  

https://www.instagram.com/rafidangelo/

I’ve been trynna be more active on there this past summer.

📷 🎶 I eat my sugar cereal but it makes my teeth bacterial…

This thing is soft af like pyjamas and I feel very Elegant White Woman in it.

This outfit says African Studies professor who also minored in dance and has a 20% stake in a vegan bakery.

Finally see the person behind the tumblr.. you look amazing in that dress and the yellow..

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baskingintheinsanity:

words-writ-in-starlight:

missymalice:

spxceselkie:

anyway!!!! allow me to present michael ealy as clark kent:

he’s got the baby blues:

he’s got the great smile:

he’s a dork:

here he is in glasses:

pls imagine this face directed at lois lane:

and this one:

he can do serious too:

look at him:

these gifs:

and finally:

michael ealy as clark kent 2k17

… how are you gonna talk about Superman qualities and not mention his jawline? 

Someone fucking start a Kickstarter or something, I need this more than oxygen.

I am perfectly okay with this

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rihansu00:

geniusorinsanity:

rihansu00:

Also I feel like Clint and Laura have a lot of text message conversations that start like this:

Clint: your wife started another coup.

Laura: why is she always my wife when she starts a coup?

You know the reverse of this is also true:

Laura: ur husband is tearing up the house again

Natasha: oh sure he’s my husband when he’s breaking shit

Laura: he says pick up more drill bits on ur way home he got one lodged in the wall

Laura: nat cooper’s gonna fall in the hole

Natasha: jfc what a disaster

Laura: sos come home

Natasha: ❤

And the triangle:
Natasha: the city council tried to gut the library’s budget and my wife made them cry for their mothers.
Clint: she’s always your wife when she’s saving the world and my wife when she wants somewhere to put her freezing feet in the middle of the night.
Natasha: yes, and?