i would give every cent to my name for a remake of the princess diaries with tyler hoechlin cast as the awkward, soft baseball bro who finds out he’s actually a prince
if they won’t make the entire movie, i’ll settle for just the makeover montage
bonus points if it involves him blushingly stumbling through learning how to waltz from julie andrews
BUT I REALLY WANT TO SEE THE MOMENT STILES ACTUALLY CONTACTS DEREK LIKE YEAH HI HAVEN’T TALKED TO YOU IN LIKE A YEAR BUT MY INSTINCTS TO PROTECT-DEREK-AT-ALL-COSTS HAVE KICKED IN AGGRESSIVELY BTW WHERE ARE YOU NEVERMIND TRACKED YOU DOWN LOOK OUT YOUR WINDOW
so i feel like every fic about the fire never happening and derek living a happy normal life has derek becoming like a writer or a professor or something – which is totally rad and fits his personality – BUT. i would like to share with you all:
Nurse Derek! Who works at the Beacon Hills Hospital with Melissa! Like. Just imagine him being all nice and gentle with patients and blushing when old ladies come in to bring him homemade fudge and pinch his cheeks and him being super sweet with little kids who come in and are all scared and he always tries to make them comfortable. And then of course he and Melissa get really close and she becomes like his work mom and then Scott and Stiles and the Sheriff by extension become like a second pack to him.
And ofc he uses his werewolf powers to help people by like taking their pain and monitoring their heart rates and whatever else and I wouldn’t be surprised if he offered people with terminal illnesses the bite cause he just cares so much and wants to help people.
I definitely feel like that’s how he meets Erica – like she comes in a lot for her epilepsy or sometimes even after having seizures and she and Derek bond but as her condition starts to worsen, Derek eventually offers her the bite and she joins his pack. And same thing with Isaac – when he keeps coming in with bruises, Derek finds out what’s going on and takes his concerns directly to the sheriff and eventually Isaac eventually moves in with Derek and Derek gives him the bite once he turns 18.
And then with Scott, Derek probably gives him the bite after he has an asthma attack that nearly kills him, and maybe it’s like an emergency thing during the attack or maybe it’s at the hospital after, idk, but then Scott joins his pack and by extension so does Stiles who just follows Derek around asking him questions about werewolves 24/7.
I’m not going anywhere with this, I just like to think about Derek as a soft nurse sometimes.
i love florist aus, but my family’s owned a flower shop for like 40-ish years and i’ve grown up around, involved and working in it…. and it makes them hard to enjoy sometimes lmao.
i have been around flowers all my life and i know more about flower meanings from fanfictions
god, stop…. no, those flowers don’t go together….
that’s not how you keep that plant alive
that’S NOT HOW MUCH THAT SHOULD COST
stop romanticizing carnations cause carnations suck and they’re cheap as fuck and they’re most often used for FUNERALS regardless of color please stop
long stemmed roses are similar and only one step up from carnations
you can’t just slap any old shit together. you have 3 main types of flowers in any arrangement: the ‘show’ flower, ‘filler’ flowers and ‘accent’ flowers. plus add something green you heathens.
everyone??? hates yellow for some reason??? actually i can give props to fanfic for that cause they show off yellows more than i actually sell them…. which is a shame i love yellow flowers.
i fucking hate all my customers i WOULD NEVER DATE ANY OF MY CUSTOMERS THEY’RE THE FUCKING WORST
it’s the worst when they come into the store and buy all this loose shit and be like ‘i’m gunna make my own :)’ like fuck you…. i could make that ratty shit look GOOD for less than you’re spending but OKAY I GUESS. (then it looks like shit when they post pics on facebook. and they claim credit for making but NOT WHERE THEY GOT THE FUCKING FLOWERS)
there is this one old bitch we get every year, comes in for vase arrangements for her husband’s grave…. sad, but i HATE HER. she tries to stand over our shoulders and boss and bully us and has us change the flowers used like 12 times and no matter what we make her she’s a fucking cunt acts like its not what she ordered so she can get a discount. fuck you, you old bitch. i made this arrangement 74583754 times you’re not getting shit.
why would you draw a bouquet before you make it… they’re flowers, just make it and if it looks bad take it apart??? they’re not glued there forever.
you WILL have skills on wrapping and bow making even if you don’t desire or think you need these skills
catch me in the shop blasting screaming angry metal when no one else is there (i think the flowers like it too)
Me: -fists the stems of a bunch of roses- Person: “doesn’t that hurt??? the thorns.” Me; “they have learned to fear their god c:” (protip: it doesn’t hurt after a while my hands are SO ROUGH)
no one likes hanging around in the greenhouse as much as you think they do
a leaf cut is like a paper cut only the devil himself comes to rub salt in it
sweetie, i know it’s ur special wedding day but stop YELLING AT ME cause you picked out these ugly ass flowers i TRIED to talk you out of it and i did what i could with them, okay?!
the only joy i get is when children come into the shop to buy things….
but not when moms bring their brat ass children who want to mangle all the fucking flowers
this job has made me hate everyone around me
Florist AU but the Florist HATES the person who gets a crush on them bc they’re so obnoxious, and they come in ALL the time and ask questions about the flower meanings like “IDK MAN I JUST ARRANGE THE FLOWERS”
“Well, shit” was Derek’s first thought when he saw the man.
This is the man who broke into the Hale palace? Derek had no idea who the troublemaker was but he’s sure as hell not planning to throw him into a cell and let him rot there.
And if he fall in love with the man’s sun kissed eyes, then no one would find out. No one besides Laura, who’s already giving him a dirty look.
i’m here for fic where Derek and Stiles are stuck in some Situation with a bunch of kids. Like, maybe they’re in some building to fight the bad guys and the power gets cut and theyre trapped in an elevator with a few nuggets.
Young nuggets. Siblings who just happen to be in the wrong place, wrong time. Derek Hale who is A+ with children and Stiles Stilinski who is also here for it. Derek strapping a three year old to his chest as they climb up out of the elevator.
Eight year old girl clinging to Stiles with Doe Eyes who is flattered and a bit smug about it.
Stiles and Derek as surrogate parents to a gaggle of kids is my jam.
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