mad-madam-m:

mad-madam-m:

bluemeridian:

jerakeenc:

#so here’s the thing#derek’s parents invited five fairies to their only son’s christening#the fairies offered the newborn their gifts#of beauty#grace#sarcasm#and awesome teeth#but before the final fairy could offer her gift#(it was going to be the fluffiest tail in all the lands btw)#the doors opened with a loud bang#and another /uninvited/ wicked fairy walked in#she cursed the baby to have a life full of tragedies#and die of a broken heart#(she’s a bitch that one)#(no wonder they didn’t invite her)#but thankfully#the last fairy was yet to give her gift#and she used it to alter the curse#so that the boy would never lose his will to live#even in the face of countless tragedies#and the curse will be lifted she said#when derek hale finds his true love#the one who’ll choose to stand by his side#face his life’s tragedies with him#so this is why derek’s life sucks so implausibly hard#and why he keeps dusting himself off#and trying again every time#teen wolf#prompts#fairytale au

It all makes so much more sense now. *nods*

Somebody write this because I don’t need any more freaking fic ideas.

SO GUESS WHAT I DID.