fill your backpack/pencil box/locker/car with pancakes and offer them to new friends
but what if they dont like pancakes
then you probably don’t want them as a friend anyway tbh
Okay but like imagine Stiles and Derek’s daughter being super nervous for her first day of school and Stiles tells her to offer pancakes to make friends and she’s all pouty like “but what if they dont like pancakes?” And Stiles looks her dead in the eyes “then they dont deserve your friendship” and Derek is just in the background sighing like “Stiles why”
Derek: Stiles I don’t like pancakes.
Stiles: Yeah, and you’re still on thin ice for that, buddy!
Derek: Stiles, we’re married.
Stiles: THIN. ICE.
Their daughter, rolling her eyes: Love is so gross….I hate you both.
It chafes at Stiles’ patience, crouching down in the small dark space unable to fidget, but there’s no better spot in a house full of werewolves. The linen closet is just outside the second floor bathroom, upwind from the central air vent, and he hasn’t been found for sixteen straight games. There is only one other person who knows about this spot, and she’d never tell.
The door flings open and Stiles tumbles into the hallway in an ungraceful heap. Their daughter looks up at Derek with a mischievous grin. “Told you he’d be here.” Rude.
<I>(first I have to tell you that I started playing the video and my cat came to investigate. funniest fucking thing.)</I>
The problem with adopting triplets, Stiles thinks, is that they pick up on each others’ moods horribly well. It’s a sure bet that if one starts crying, they’ll all be crying, and if you didn’t see which one started it, you’ll be playing “Guess Which Triplet Has An Actual Problem,” which is not a good time. Sure, sometimes you can get them all laughing by amusing one. Abby is the easiest target; she thinks everything about Stiles’s face is hilarious. He’d be more offended if she weren’t so dang cute, screwing up her little face and letting out these hiccuping laughs.
The other thing about triplets is you need two adults at least. One person just doesn’t have enough hands to deal with three crying toddlers. It’s incredibly common for someone to be calling for parental backup at all hours of the day. Only, Stiles uses his phone or his words. Every once in a while, Derek howls.
They hadn’t picked it up the first time he did it. But one day, Derek tips his head back and howls, knowing most of the pack is in the Preserve. And little Laura howls back. She’s been crying her little heart out with the other two, but when Derek howls she stops and instead lets out this watery little <I>arrooo</I>.
Derek is thrilled. He takes video of Laura, and then as Abby and Claudia catch on, he records them, too. By the time the others arrive, the room is a chaotic mess of <I>arrooo</I>s and laughter, the original reason for tears long forgotten.
Howling does not count as a first word, no matter what Derek says.
Dad!Sterek- I don’t know about you, but one of my all-time
favorite things is Derek and Stiles as parents! Be they single parents,
just meeting for the first time, have been married for twenty-five years
and already seven kids, or fall somewhere in between, I just love these
two as dads, and I hope you do too! The only requirement for this one
is that one or both of the pair have atleast one child, let your
imagination go all soft and fluffy for this adorable theme!
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