the signs in chemistry class

Hey, this blue stuff looks cool, I’ll just dump it in and start mixing- OH SHIT IT EXPLODED ON ME: Aries, Libra
Accidentally-on-purpose lights the school on fire: Scorpio, Aquarius, Virgo
*flirting* Baby, I’ve got my ion you: Leo, Sagittarius, Gemini
Actually does it the correct way and gets a good grade: Capricorn, Cancer
Help-okay well I know what acids and bases are???: Pisces, Taurus