another meme i won’t finish: 3/20 movies ♥️ spiderman: homecoming I stopped a grand theft bicycle. Couldn’t find the owner, so I just left a note. I helped this nice old Dominican lady. She was really nice and bought me a churro. I just feel like I could be doing more. Was curious when the next mission would be. Cheers, call me back. It’s Peter. Parker.
The year after that he wears a pink shirt, purple belt, and blue pants and greets everyone with “Happy Bi Visibility Day!”
The year after that he dresses in entirely in highlighter yellow with black block letters printed on his shirt, and probably also the ass of his pants, that say “I’M BI!” and hands out Bi Visibility Day greeting cards that he’s made himself.
Everyone’s worried about what’s coming next.
Meanwhile, every bisexual in Beacon County can’t wait for their icon to outdo himself yet again
Stiles takes his responsibility as County Bicon™ very seriously.
He takes suggestions, studies then possibilities, and ends up in a bi pride flag cape, with the words “I’m Super Bi” stitched on to it. Another year he gets tiny hymn books printed with the lyrics to “Gettin’ Bi” from Crazy Ex Girlfriend. The year after that he just dresses up like Freddie Mercury.
Okay, so I’ve seen some of the tags on this, and a lot of it is making fun of this dude for thinking he was straight when it was so clear he wasn’t.
But ya’ll don’t get it. This is EXACTLY what it’s like to be bi. If you grew up in any sort of environment where LGBT was Not Accepted, and you had any inclination toward the opposite sex, you just ran with that, because that’s all you were ever taught to look towards. And because for the longest time even the media was all ‘you’re either gay or straight’, forgetting that the B in LGBT has been there for quite a fucking while, you had no outside stories or icons you could turn to for guidance.
No one teaches you what being in a same sex relationship is supposed to be like or feel like, and what’s worse, most likely all you know is a caricature of what a homosexual relationship and/or person is, so your own experiences really won’t match up. So none of what’s happening to you makes sense with what you know.
So I can 100% fully believe my dude here thought he was straight. Until society teaches what it also means to be bi, this will neither be the last nor weirdest story you ever hear about a bisexual awakening.
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