Lesbians I love you more than anything else on this planet and all your little posts are cute but do you all realize how much of a commitment running a small farm is
“I just wanna live on a farm and sleep in while my wife brings me tea in bed” like no dummy wake the fuck up it’s 4 in the morning and your wife needs help milking the cows
Tag about jack
*gracefully flips over a quesadilla* anyone would be lucky to have me
you call it “really bad at darts”, I call it freestyle acupuncture
Story of my life people. You know what’s real ? The struggle.
Happy Pride Month ♥
this right here is why ‘queer’ is an identity, not a slur
a concept: heavy rainfall when you’re tucked up in bed. like if u agree.
honestly the only reason im not an old man is that i happen to have been born somewhat recently. other than that
The writer’s jinx
I’m going to do it, you guys. I’m going to write today.
the human life is a strained and tense one. i envy the life of a smooth rock resting on the beach… warmed by the sun… unaware of the trials and tribulations of sentient life…
do you need to talk
i wish i was a croissant
why doesn;t life….pick on someone her own size.. ive had enuf
‘Tis I, a writer, togetherslapper of words.
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