I’m covering a back to school event and I am a mess. just now as I was huddling in a corner sucking down coffee, a teen turned to me and asked innocently “Are you a freshman too?” and without even thinking I snarled “I am one HUNDRED years old”
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having body hair annoys me but removing body hair also annoys me and also life, life annoys me
I want my kids to grow up thinking that I am their safe place.
I pray that their world never comes crashing down on them but if it does, I hope that their first thought will be “It’s okay because at least I have my mom to help me get through this”.
Everyone Is A Combo Of One Star Wars And One Marvel Character — Who Are You?
chemistry + bi pride
me scrolling through stock photos: “oH mY gOd where are their gloves”
my attention span as a 10 year old: *reads the Lord of the Rings trilogy in like two sittings*
my attention span now: *checks internet every 10 minutes during important task, opens new tab of same site I’m already browsing and got tired of*
WHY CANT EVERYONE FLIRT LIKE BIRDS?
i want to be a professor and lecture nonsensically for a few hours every day and give students vague essay prompts and read them all and laugh but still pass everyone while i slip some bourbon into my metal coffee mug that doesn’t actually have coffee in it wearing a button-up and vest with no tie but nice jeans and hella expensive shoes that i bought because i have tenure and im never losing my job
Mod heather here just saying that adhd feel when u fucking accidentally take ur meds twice bc I forgot if u took them
had a dream that i was getting sorted at hogwarts but i got into an argument with the sorting hat so he made up an entirely new house called ‘GrungleBunk’ just so i would be forced to sit by myself in the dining hall for the rest of my life
theproblemwithstardust 