sterekbby:

aries: 9/10 /// 9/10 they’re possessive sometimes but are open about it

taurus: 7/10 /// 8478/10 these chill ppl are actually not that chill when it comes to someone fucking with their lover

gemini: 0/10 /// 0/10 nO fEeLiNgS cLuB (ok they atually have feelings but rarely)

cancer: 65308967230/10 /// 65308967230/10 they will probably try to control you without either of you noticing

leo: 3/10 /// 7397897/10 THEY PLAY IT OFF SO DAMN WELL LIKE HOW R U SMILING AT THE PERSON’S FACE WHEN YOU’RE BURNING INSIDE ???

virgo: -39/10 /// 77/10 surprise!!!

libra: 2/10 /// 3/10 they don’t usually get jealous but eh they play it off or talk it away very simple

scorpio: 666/10 /// 66666666/10 haha rip whoever TRIES to look @ their lover

sagittarius: 0/10 /// 2/10 rarely gets jelly lmao

capricorn: 5/10 /// 5/10 a good amount, though they hate when someone gets jealous over them

aquarius: 5/10 /// 4398691613409834650819502437593021750289375/10 have some mercy on them rip

pisces: 8/10 /// 9/10 also a good amount, they usually brush it off immediately and move on

whiteros-e:

completely random thoughts about the moon signs

ARIES: firecrackers. will blow up in five seconds and be calm in two. actually incredibly sweet, just also incredibly naive. somehow has their own sort of shady wisdom. will hold the door for people unless they’re walking slow.

TAURUS: soft like silk. does not care about what you’ve done even if they look like they’re judging you. cares about the small things in life. will call you just to talk about whatever. typical green thumbs.

GEMINI: will read past their bedtime. will do anything past their bedtime. actual sweethearts, but with moodswings. so damn funny. always down to go see a movie with you.

CANCER: doesn’t cry at sad movies. internalizes everything. won’t reveal anything about themselves, unless it makes them look good. enjoys a wide variety of food, at all hours of the day.

LEO: high key the most dramatic, but they’ll deny it. wants to talk about themselves all the time, but also the best listeners because they really do care. big hair.

VIRGO: really cares about the aesthetic. will make jokes to ease tension. big huggers, even if they’re awkward about it. notices the details. will win you over with their charm.

LIBRA: will deny they’re upset. organizing as a way of relaxation. wanting people to laugh at them or interact with them. changing their schedules to fit other people in. holding hands as an art form.

SCORPIO: always thinking they’ve found “the one.” highkey romantic. will call you out on your bullshit. doesn’t care if they come across as rude. acts cold but is really very soft and sensitive deep inside.

SAGITTARIUS: spontaneity. will always say thanks. total sweeties. just down for the ride. will make you laugh harder than you’ve ever laughed, for no obvious reason. they’re not even that funny.

CAPRICORN: more of a relaxed, chill attitude about life than expected. will take you “shopping” but spend everything on themselves. will smile at strangers. wants people to respect them.

AQUARIUS: literally the biggest goofballs ever. you probably won’t ever see them cry — they cry, just not around you. really wants to trust others and be trusted in return. they feel responsible for the future.

PISCES: so awkward but so smart. either intensely cares about someone/something or doesn’t give one shit. really receptive to others and their environment. will pet random dogs.