me, standing on top of a roof with my hands cupped around my mouth: I FUCKING LOVE BEING BISEXUAL
Tag about jack
Go for walks. You might meet a new dog.
Hi brain, you obstinate fucker. I drank the clear splashy stuff. I ate the green things. I went under that bright fucker up there. I did the thing with the moving and sweating and whatnot. Now make the happy chemical, you lump of fuck.
did you do the thing with lying unconscious for 8 hours
……… fuck.
you’ve heard of mom friends now get ready for: Anti-mom friend. they suggest every single impulsive thought that runs thru their head like “hey what if you jumped in that pond in the middle of the night” to the group while the mom friend begs them to stop
clap your hands if you’re BISEXUAL and A LITTLE BIT OF A DUMBASS
DUMBASSES who SUPPORT BISEXUALS can clap too
Vegetables are delicious, u guys just don’t know how to cook
Big facts.
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