I have one brain cell and it bounces around in my skull like a windows screen saver
When it hits a corner perfect, I’m allowed one (1) good idea.
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adhd culture is plugging in your headphones ready to bOp and then two hours later realising you haven’t actually pressed play
I…… don’t know how to feel about that
7 most adhd moods
–the Only Mood everyone else knows about: i wanna do THIS and THIS and THIS and THIS and THIS and–SQUIRREL
–galaxy brain: i was listening to the lecture but the prof said something that reminded me of something else and now i’m not sure how much time i was lost in thought
–the tutorial only comes in video format: i’m sorry, but you’ve thrown off the emperor’s groove *hurls product & its tutorial video into the sun*
–damn you hyperfocus: i went to bed intending to wake up and write but this morning i was possessed by a cleanliness spirit and spent the next 14 hours organizing the apartment
–i dont think u tried at all.jpg: did i seriously spend an entire free day refreshing twitter b/c i didn’t want to spend 10 minutes finishing my hw but wouldn’t let myself do anything else until i finished it???? (yes)
–patrick star: *unlocks phone* time to check the weather. *opens twitter* the weather. *opens messenger* the weather. *opens mobage game* the weather. *opens facebook* the weather. *opens twitter again* THE WEA–
–smells like depression: literally everything is too boring. i’m going back to sleep
“I was raised Catholic” just translates to “I’m an atheist, but I feel kinda bad about it.”
no sometimes its “im an atheist but i have enough religious knowledge to argue with conservative aunts at family events”
True rock bottom is whispering “bEcAUse we’re DeLtA aIRliNeS and life is a FUCKING nightMARE” aloud to yourself at every minor inconvenience knowing damn well that people hear you every time and are so confused at the lack of context
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