and i’m really gonna try and limit myself to fast sketches and not to spend half an hour on getting like a nose right or something, though this obviously went on and did its own thing without my permission.
and i’m feeling romantic today so expect couples drawings
The complete list of punishable offenses committed inside Wayne Manor, November 2018:
sprayed “pest repellant” every time a sibling entered the room
failed to warn family members of the presence of reporters (note: siblings in costume forced to hide in the pantry during forty minute interview)
snuck out while grounded, left window open during a rainstorm
purchased and consumed three dozen oatmeal creme pies
commanded dog to drool on sibling’s casework
refused to participate in obligatory nap hour
repeated escape attempts during obligatory nap hour (note: four instances) (further note: interrupted other family members’ naps)
inappropriate language re: obligatory nap hour
insufficient wound care
extreme spoon hoarding, complained about lack of spoons in the kitchen (note: search of guilty party’s room found 27 spoons, further 9 in adjoining bathroom)