FIC WHERE THEY KNOW EACH OTHER BUT THEY DON’T KNOW THEY KNOW EACH OTHER (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧
my friend can’t stop talking about how they want to set me up with their other friend so we start texting each other and they’re hilarious but shy about meeting and ALSO there’s a cute bike delivery guy who brings my mail at work and winks at me whenever i sign for a package AU
i’m obsessed with a food blogger who writes about cheap ways to be gourmet in your 20s and i flirt with them over comments but they never post pictures of their face and ALSO there’s a really cute grocery bagger at the store down the street who teases me and always asks to join me for dinner and i definitely want to say yes AU
there’s an overnight IT person at school who always answers the phone when i call about a problem with my computer and i totally have a crush on their voice and their exasperation and ALSO the bakery down the street is always running out of my fave scones and the adorable person behind the counter can’t hide their amusement and i think it’s super rude but also super cute AU
my boss is always telling me how perfect her son would be for me and she promises he’s coming to the next holiday party and don’t worry he’s heard all about me too and ALSO there’s this dude i slept with once a couple of months ago and sometimes he still sends me dick pics when i ask him to at 3 in the morning cause seriously dude’s got a good dick AU
our kids are bitter rivals and the only time we ever meet is when we’re both called to the principal’s office and whatever maybe i think you’re kind of cute but your kid’s a monster and ALSO someone keeps buying the last everything bagel at my favorite coffee shop 2 minutes before i get there in the morning and has heard about my plight and has started leaving me bragging notes about it AU
i hired a dog walking company and i’ve never met the person who comes to my apartment but they leave me really cute notes and they give my dog presents and i kind of love them because my dog does and ALSO one of the artists at this gallery opening is hella cute and i want them to paint me like one of their french girls AU
SPOILER ALERT: IT’S ALWAYS THE SAME PERSON AND IT ALWAYS ENDS HAPPY
Teen Wolf AU ♦ Sheriff Stilinski gets bitten by a member of the Alpha pack
When Sheriff Stilinski tries to find out what is going on in his son’s life he accidentally gets caught up in it, arousing the interest of the alpha pack. Stiles was dying to tell him about werewolves and everything that had been going down in his life, just to get some of the pressure off his shoulders and feel less bad about having to lie to his father. However, he never did, because no matter how hard it was, he was still convinced that it would ultimately protect him. He wouldn’t have thought that it was that lack of knowledge about what was going on that would get his father into trouble.
While Stiles feels guilty about the fact that his father got something taken from him that Stiles himself wasn’t willing to leave behind his father is relieved about the fact that he not only knows what his son is up to by now, but got gifted with the ability to help him – even if he thinks that Stiles should just have told him.
I see Derek Hale raised by his uncles Peter and Chris celebrating after being told that Derek and Stiles are engaged. Stiles filming the whole thing of course.
theproblemwithstardust 