I don’t think he’s entirely impressed with you either, dude.
Thing about finding the pieces of Derek’s pelt is that they just don’t automatically fuse back into one full pelt. You need magic for that, which Derek doesn’t have much of (if any), whereas Stiles has plenty to spare. So Stiles gets stuck sewing it back together with thread he got from Deaton, that binds the pelt back together and eventually dissolves into the fur. Stiles is not thrilled with being designated seamstress.
Not real happy with this one because the nib of my tablet pen is dying pretty hard right now and the pen pressure was all over the place, so the lines are kind of sloppy augh augh augh
there is totally a deal with the bird but I need lydia to explain it shhhh
I have to go with the obvious here and say cursed bar! (And by cursed I mean haunted.) Derek’s the surly bartender who patrons are constantly flirting with while he gives nothing in response. They’re batting their eyelashes and sliding their numbers on napkins across the bar, and he puts their martini directly down on top of it and moves on to the next customer.
Stiles is…a server seems cliche.
(Though him trying to flirt with Derek as he picks up drinks from the bar, shouting to him over the crowd and the noise, devastated that Derek never reciprocates but still bravely forging on to save face—and it turns out that Derek can never hear anything he says. He hasn’t heard one stupid pickup line, hasn’t seen a single wink because he’s always moving on to the next drink, has no idea that Stiles wants him, just as much as he wants Stiles…)
No, Stiles lives in the crappy apartment above the bar. Technically it isn’t an apartment, it’s actually zoned as office space and he is living there very illegally, but his landlord really wanted to get the place rented so when a confused grad student asked about it…maybe he didn’t correct him. There’s a small kitchen, a bathroom, hardwood floors, crown molding, and the ghost of the reclusive writer who rented the place as his office, died, and wasn’t found until five days later.
But it’s an old building from the 1890s or something, so there isn’t just the writer’s ghost there. No, there’s also a jilted lover, a gunslinger who died in a shootout, and Stiles is pretty sure he hears phantom drumming in that “old ancient burial ground” kind of way. It could also be the music from the bar below, because it’s really loud through the old floor, but he hasn’t slept much lately so he can’t say for sure.
So Stiles’ illegal apartment is very haunted and turns out he has just enough of The Sight to see all of them. All through the night. Standing over him, wailing at the walls, brandishing a very old six shooter, typing on a very loud typewriter. The only refuge is the noisy bar downstairs so he picks a barstool in the corner, out of the way of the patrons having fun, and settles in. Every night until closing. There’s a few ghosts down there, some old guy yelling about the noise, but at least he’s drowned out by the crowd and the music.
Derek sees this rough looking guy there every night and starts to pay attention. Stiles doesn’t drink often, maybe a beer or a cocktail every couple nights, so he isn’t one of the barely functioning alcoholic regulars. He never hits on anyone, only talks to the people who approach him first, and he never leaves with anyone else. Some nights he pulls out a laptop and actually tries to work with all the chaos around him. He stays until the lights come on, and then almost reluctantly, he trudges back outside.
It’s too loud to talk inside and he always leaves before Derek finishes for the night, disappearing before he gets outside, but one night Derek throws down his bar rag and jogs after him. He finds him at the narrow door between the bar’s storefront and the art gallery next door, struggling to unlock it in the dim streetlights.
“What’s your deal?” he asks, maybe a little aggressively because Stiles is weird. He tips too much on one beer and never tries to flirt and sometimes he pokes at his laptop. People don’t go to crowded, trendy bars to write papers and be sober.
“My apartment’s haunted,” Stiles answers, and as if to prove his point, ghostly drumming floats down from the open window above. The music is off in the bar, the only sound on the sidewalk is from the few straggling groups of bar patrons having a last cigarette or waiting for a cab.
For the briefest second, Derek thinks he sees the weathered face of a dirty cowboy missing teeth behind the glass door Stiles is still struggling to open, and it sends a shiver of warning down his spine.
“How about you stay at my place?” he suggests, entirely unlike himself. Stiles’ eyebrows jump.
“Seriously? I tell you my apartment’s haunted and you invite me over? You have terrible self-preservation instincts.”
Derek would give him that, but he’s seen glasses fall off the bar with no one nearby. Candles in the corner booths relight themselves hours after they’ve been blown out. A bottle of top shelf scotch levitated itself right onto the floor, from behind the metal railing keeping them all in place.
“You moved into a haunted apartment,” he counters. “You have no room to judge.”
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The notice has been pinned up on the board of Bucky’s local Starbucks for the past week. This morning, Bucky’s finally given up on life and called. He doesn’t like admitting that he can’t be in five places at once, but his new boss is a sociopathic nightmare with zero regard for either Bucky’s contracted hours, or his out of work commitments. After three days of trying and failing to explain to the Devil Incarnate that he has to go home in his lunchbreak, that he has a dog, damnit, and that Sarge might be the best boy ever, it’s not fair to leave him alone for so long, he’s bitten the bullet. ‘Ask for Steve’ picks up after three rings and promises to collect Sarge at seven am the next morning, so now Bucky is here, sat on the cold steps of his front porch, praying to god he’s not about to give his best friend up to some pet killing lunatic.
“Don’t look at me like that,” he pleads, scratching behind Sarge’s ears and trying not to melt at the sorrowful expression aimed up at him from soulful brown eyes. “It’s just for a few hours during the day. You’ll have a great time.” Sarge puts his head on Bucky’s knee and whines. Bucky’s never had a dog before and a year ago would never’ve believed it possible to be so completely wrapped around a fuzzy little paw. Sarge – technically his full name is Sargent Fuzzlefluff – came hand in paw with his ex; a spectacularly flighty son of a bitch, who’s traded Bucky for an older man, a mansion, and a strict no pets policy.
Sarge likes Bucky best, anyway. It works out for them.
“I’m sure Steve’s great,” Bucky says. He’s packed Sarge a little bag, full of his favorite treats, toys, and the red blanket he likes to snuggle up on when he naps. “You won’t even notice I’m gone.”
Sarge’s ears prick up as someone approaches. Bucky’s been imagining Steve as anything from a college kid to a soccer dad and is taken aback by the wall of muscle that jogs up to him, baseball hat pulled over his head and dark shades hiding his face, even so early in the morning.
“Hi,” brilliant white teeth smile with more enthusiasm than anyone has ever shown Bucky at seven am, “I’m Steve. You must be Bucky, right? And you’ve gotta be Sarge! Oh, you are the most handsome boy! Aren’t you? The most handsome!”
The megawatt smile diverts its attention from Bucky, to Sarge, who meets the praise with a cheerful bark and a furious wagging of tail.
Steve gets down on his knees, both hands held out for Sarge to sniff before they are mussing his fur and scratching behind his ears, and Bucky is glad, really glad, that Sarge likes him, because that means his full attention can be focused on the fact that ‘Ask for Steve’ is neither a college kid nor a soccer dad, and is, in fact, Steve fucking Rogers.
Captain America is gonna walk his dog.
Don’t worry guys, I already yelled at @boopifer to write the rest of it 😀