I always found it a bit odd. Hilarious, but it raised too many questions. When did Steve make these? Why did Steve make these? How did he manage to be so cheesy and overly sincere knowing how much crap he would get from the other Avengers for it?
Well, today my sister told me her headcanon. Picture the scene. Steve leans on the back of a chair, as above. Peter immediately launches into ‘So, you got detention…’. Cap blinks. Peter awkwardly tries to explain. It turns out Cap has no idea what videos he means, and neither do any of the other Avengers.
So they get in touch with the company who made them, and they swear blind that it was really the real Captain America, and that it all his idea. That he came in and said how much he wanted to help the youth of today.And the Avengers all lose it because someone is running around doing an unbelievably good impression of Captain America, they could have destroyed his reputation, they could have infiltrated the Avengers; and instead all they are apparently using it for is to make silly, embarrassing videos.
It’s completely baffling. Who could possibly be behind it all?
Look, Derek is the worst. Everyone knows that. Their fearless leader is a total and complete failwolf.
Which means the rest of them? Are kind of the worst too. They’re a ramshackle, slap dashed, sorry excuse for a pack that’s about a half second away from getting one of them killed. And this is a problem, because Stiles would really like to survive high school. Thanks.
Still, no one deserves what Derek has gone through. Nobody.
– there is a tab open. this tab has been open for hours. you have only just now become aware of its continued existence. “why is this tab still open?” you ask, as you stare at it in confusion. why was the tab open in the first place. you will never know
– you need to get up and get that water bottle from the other room
– time is an illusion. it warps around you. 15 minutes pass every time you blink. you swear it was a reasonable time minutes ago. how does this keep happening.
– time is not an illusion, time is painfully real. time is frustratingly real. time is passing right now. precious seconds are slipping out of your grasp. you cannot get anything done, you are paralyzed by the passage of time. when will this end
– you need to get up and get that water bottle from the other room
– you’re trying to do something but you keep noticing Something out of the corner of your eye. it needs to be picked up. it Needs to be picked up. you are trying so hard to ignore it, you cannot focus on the thing you are trying to do.
– six seconds ago you knew what you were doing. you stand there, incapable of coherent thought. what is in your hand. where are you. what is life. you walk away, still unsure of what just happened. two minutes later you wonder why you never did that thing you needed to do…
– you need to get up and get that water bottle from the other room
– what’s that noise? oh it’s just the reminder you set. but you’re in the middle of something you can’t tend to that now – and it’s the next day. the reminder is still there. it is judging you. you didn’t do it. even your reminders have failed you. is anything left.
– why are you so thirsty? oh.
– you need to get up and get that water bottle from the other room.
– you never get up and get that water bottle from the other room
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