“You’re such a complete disaster.” groans the villain, scooping the unconscious hero off the sidewalk “Like, holy hell, how does anyone let you out of their sight. Stop picking fights with people you aren’t ready for.”
I like it
i need all the fics right now! or a novel. i don’t care, someone just write it!
Somewhere a rocket scientist brain surgeon physicist with a knack for economics who wears Velcro shoes is having a stress breakdown.
When I was a professional ballroom dance instructor, one of my coworkers was having a tough time teaching a step to her student. As he gets more frustrated she tells him “it’s ok- you’ll get it- this isn’t rocket science.”
There is an awkward pause as her student stares back at her. “No” he agrees, “this isn’t rocket science. That I can do. This is some sadistic step designed specifically to torture rocket scientists.”
And that’s how we found out he worked for NASA.
Reblogged for that story
Your daily reminder that no, seriously: “difficult” is a matter of context.
isn’t rocket science a form of physics
Buddy if you’re doing rocket science and quantum physics at the same time, then multiple things have gone seriously, seriouslywrong.
ARIES: The feeling of accomplishment after finishing up a big project at work and coming home to the comfort of your bed. Finally winning over a lover’s heart. The color red. Successfully nailing a job interview. Bold lipsticks. The adrenaline rush you get from driving over the speed limit. Lip biting during kisses.
TAURUS: The feeling of being in your lover’s arms. Binging on shows instead of going out on a Friday night. Meditating before bed. Taking a deep whiff of your favorite candle. Soft blankets. Forehead kisses and long hugs. A smile of appreciation during an encounter with a baby animal. Freshly baked cookies. Sleeping in after a long week of work.
GEMINI: The feeling of enlightenment after an intellectual conversation with a stranger at a coffee shop. Warm winds against your skin on a summer evening. Lemonade. Observing a ladybug in your palm. Seeing stars in your lover’s eyes. Cotton candy and ice cream. The elation you get when someone understands your jokes.
CANCER: The feeling of happiness and contentment when your loved ones compliment your home cooked meals. Oreos dipped into milk. Feeling the warmth and love when your pets cuddle up right next to you on the couch. Dipping your toes into a swimming pool as the sun begins to set. The smile that plays on your lips when someone tells you they love and appreciate you.
LEO: The feeling of dressing up to reflect the confidence you feel from within. Finally saving up enough to purchase your dream bag. Socializing with your best friends over drinks at a housewarming party. Getting a new hair color. Genuine compliments that make you light up. Reciprocation of all the love and generosity you’ve given to those around you.
VIRGO: The feeling of valuable gained knowledge after reading up on articles of your favorite topics during the wee hours of the morning. Holding hands with your lover in the movie theater. Letting the art of your words bring solace to someone’s pain and suffering. Readjusting your glasses after a long period of reading. Promotions at work. Feeling capable and worthy.
LIBRA: The feeling of appreciation for the amazing people who surround you. The sound of laughter. The blush that flushes your cheeks when the handsome guy at the bar winks at you. Looking in the mirror and feeling content with what you see. Movie nights over wine with your favorite girls. Making out by the fireplace. The feeling of silk on your bare skin.
SCORPIO: The feeling of danger and excitement when you rev your motorcycle engine to speed up on the freeway. Smelling a fresh bouquet of roses. Tongue kisses. Telling scary stories by the bonfire with your best friends. Make up sex. Running into the arms of your lover after an eternity of being apart. Finally letting your walls down and allowing yourself to trust again after countless heartbreaks.
SAGITTARIUS: The feeling of the wind messing up your hair as you stick your head out the sunroof while your friends are driving. Toasting drinks over barbecue. Fireworks on the 4th of July. Helping someone see in a different perspective. Feeling energized after a good workout. Vibing to your favorite artist’s new soundtrack. Driving stick.
CAPRICORN: The feeling of achievement after closing a deal on your first home. Proudly watching as your younger siblings grow up. Nervously asking out your lover on a first date and feeling overwhelmed with joy when they say yes. Going on a hike with your friends. Re-watching your favorite movies. Pillow talks. Making sure your loved ones feel safe and secure.
AQUARIUS: The feeling of being finally being understood. Staying up late playing video games. Proving someone wrong. Bringing out the best traits in a person by encouraging them to be unafraid of who they are. Spending time alone after being out with friends. Stargazing with your lover. The cool mist that caresses your skin on a winter morning.
PISCES: The feeling of being complete after expressing yourself through a form of art. Eskimo kisses. Pouring your emotions out onto pen and paper. Hands covered in paint. Bright blue skies with tons of cirrus clouds. The sound of rain soothing you to sleep. Singing along to your favorite songs on a road trip with your family.
“They’re like… almost having sex in the sea or something.” “That’s more information that I wanna know!!” “At least making out. Hard. I mean, surely they’re hard.” “Cora!”
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