theo-stilinski:

It’s that time of year so send me your winter/holiday requests 🙂

main prompt list
masterlist

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1. “It’s almost midnight!”
2. “Yeah, uh, alcohol doesn’t go in hot chocolate.”
3. “FINE. You can put the topper on the tree.”
4. “It’s snowing!”
5. “That’s not how Santa Claus works…”
6. “Christmas doesn’t have to be about family, ya know?”
7. “Awwww look at my little elf.”
8. “You can be Santa’s helper.”
9. “How did you manage to the burn the cookies?”
10. “Why does the house smell like a cinnamon roll threw up?”
11. “Okay, but hear me out, these ornaments are way better.” -“They don’t even match.”
12. “You’re covered in flour.”
13. “Ho ho ho, bitch.”
14. “My gingerbread house is prettier than yours.”
15. “If you throw a snowball at my face so help me.”
16. “Christmas is lame.” -“You’re lame! You, you, you grinch!” -“Oh. Ow.”
17. “Open your present!”
18. “Wanna get shit-faced instead?”
19. “Why is there mistletoe everywhere?”
20. “So, I didn’t actually get you anything.”
21. “I’m still sad you won’t be home for Christmas.”
22. “Holy shit, you know Santa!”
23. “Aren’t you afraid of setting the house on fire with all the lights?”
24. “I hope you break your ass on that ice.”
25. “Wait, no one got you anything?”
26. “Oh, were those cookies for Santa?” -“Yes!” -“Well, what’re you gonna do about it?”
27. “Are you trying to find your present?”
28. “Oh my gosh, actual reindeer!”
29. “Not on Christmas.”
30. “We’re kind of tangled in lights.”
31. “So, we’re kind of snowed in.”
32. “I thought candy canes were supposed to be hung on trees? Not popcorn…”
33. “Don’t make me pour my hot chocolate over your head.”
34. “How much tape did you use?!”
35. “It looks like the North Pole threw up.”
36. “Are you sure it’s illegal to kill carolers?”
37. “You didn’t think I’d let you spend Christmas alone, did you?”
38. “Why is the floor covered in tinsel?”
39. “Wait. We’re really doing Secret Santa?”
40. “I told you you were going to get sick if you stayed in the snow all day.”
41. “Does that stocking have my name on it?”
42. “And now the power’s out.”
43. “Hey, um, why is the bottom of the tree decorated and not the top?”
44. “You’ve never had a New Year’s kiss?”
45. “You’re kind of cute when you look like Rudolph.” -“The reindeer?” -“No, my dentist. Yes, the reindeer.”